Sunday, November 1, 2009

She don't need your education!

There is a woman I know.
She is a good friend of mine.
She adores the sight of blood.
Since the age of 6, she's been failing every math test,
and science test that comes in her general direction,
but she wouldn't know that, because she can't grasp the concept of direction.
Her heroes include the woman who thought up Hollister,
and Miley Cyrus.
Her life consists of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
She loves to hug, and feelings are her thang.

Her name is Daniella,
and it is her birthday!'

About a Girl - Nirvana

Also, she is the complete opposite of the above description...


  1. Norman! You didn't forget!!!

    Thank you so much! It's great!

    However, are you implying that I am the opposite of "a good friend of yours"?

    At least I am not a master (de)bator.

  2. But a witty mofo you are!
    Hey! I was trying to be... kind.

  3. Siobhan . . . .POW!November 1, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Norman, you had me completely confused up to the opposite part.

    Happy Birthday Daniella!

  4. Thank you Siobhan.

    Norman, might I also add that my life does consist of rock... Everything else is pretty much spot on...

  5. happy birthday mystery woman!

  6. Kaitlyn Eleanor, Master DebatorNovember 5, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    Very funny (last name omitted to prevent rapists!).
    You're mean to people even on your birthday!
    I still love you, though!

  7. Oh... ha! I just caught the Daniella is a man joke there. Nice!

  8. Kaitlyn (ha, I called you by your first name...), hilarious. However, he did acknowledge me as a "she" in the "SHE is the complete opposite...", so HA! And did you really think that I was going to lay off on my sadistic tendencies? Really?

  9. No... but a girl can hope.

  10. Kaitlyn, it seems to me like you may or may not be in denial about the subject...

    "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
    -Adam Savage, buster of myths

  11. Norman Nehmetallah,
    buster of ghosts.
    New post tonigth!

  12. Norman, since when have you actually posted when you said you were going to post? (This doesn't count - you knew that I would deal consequences if this didn't come out on time...) And it's a good thing you know how to spell "tonight".

  13. So, we should be expecting a post some time next week?

  14. Siobhan . . . FUMP!November 8, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    More like next month as "today" is now 59 minutes over, especially at the rate you post.

  15. Quality over quantity, my friends.

  16. That's what she said, Anonymous. And BTW, feel free to unmask yourself at any point in time, especially if you are the same Anonymous who wished me a happy birthday a couple of comments up. I would like to be able to thank you, if I know you in person.

  17. KMoche! Protector of Daniella's virtueNovember 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Or, if you, Anonymous are a stalker/rapist, please feel free to not creep Daniella.

    Thank you!

  18. Mysterious Reindeer TreatsNovember 18, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Haha, that was cute!

  19. PS- I thought you were talking about Tracey until the end