If I ever leave this world alive

Hello dear world, I'd like to start (and essentially end) this post be offering to you, the reader, my deepest and most heartfelt apology. Alright, anyway, the reason I've been slacking on the timing of the posts, is because... just that, I've been slacking. I've found that this strange occurrence called life is indeed a bitch, and prevents me from doing things I'd like to do. Alas, I will be back tomorrow with a post of extravagant proportions, to make up for my laziness.